Blessed are the poor in wallet, for they have given all of their money to Target.
Blessed are those who mourn their sleep, for they shall take power naps.
Blessed are the moms who go to the bathroom with an audience, for they shall never be lonely.
Blessed are those who haven’t showered for three days, for they shall go to the store and see everyone they know.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for energy, for they shall have chocolate and coffee and be satisfied.
Blessed are the comfortable, for they shall live in the perfect pair of yoga pants.
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall calm all squabbles and tantrums.
Blessed are the wearers of a messy bun, for they shall save money on shampoo.
Blessed are those who are persecuted for the sake of obedience, for theirs is the kingdom of nap time.
Blessed is the mama who seeks Jesus, for she shall find peace in the loneliness of motherhood.